chapter 201

Their almost identical grins make me laugh, and I let my head fall against the back of the couch just so

I don't have to look at either of them.

"I really don't give a fuck. As far as I'm concerned, the only room I'm in charge of decorating is the

attic upstairs. The rest is up to you."

"You can't do that! Don't be such a pussy just because you're afraid Jazz will keep bitching like a little

girl when you make the right choice."

"And what, dear Bella, is better about Edward's former room than mine? My room has the better

fixtures for lights and electronic equipment, and there's even a specially built nook in the back for a

small freezer!"

"Which is the reason why I think it's better equipped to be the office, not the bedroom! I so need a

door between where I sleep and where you keep your porn collection. Your computer isn't coming

into the bedroom, either."

"It's not porn, it's my World of Warcraft collectibles collection!"

Thankfully the sound of the doorbell saves me fr