When You Have An Annoying Friend

[Whore: Hello.]

[Whore: …]

[Whore: I know you’re online. You never sleep. That’s why you look like you are going to die any moment always.]

[Me: What do you want? Or are you so bored you want to actually want to sleep with me? You’re not my type. #sorrynotsorry]

[Whore: Let’s talk.]

[Me: I don’t have anything to talk to you about. Go play with someone. I am sure you have a mountain of people you can call whenever you want.]

[Whore: No. The one I want to speak with is you. It won’t be long. I will pay you for your time.]

[Me: I am not that cheap, honey. I would never accept money from you. Nor will I ever get help from you. The next time you contact me should only be when you are dead. Ciao.]

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