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Grandma!!!" I hollered at my granny from the front door. She was my shrink, my friend, the only person who was with understanding and meaning to every crazy shit that happens to me or I encountered since childhood.... From the door; clutching the handle of the main entrance whiles using my left heel to mash the back of my right foot to pull off my sneaker on that leg then reciprocated the action on the other leg. I always did that to dodge bending over and caused avoidable damage to my sole's helpful companion, my shoes! in my attempt to remove them instead of with my hands as a normal human being should! yet I wouldn't. laziness at simple task will not kill me! Unheeding all the countless cautions I received from my parents for this behaviour.

"That is a classless behavior for a lady!" Their nagging national anthem.

Complacency was the wall I leaned on and my parents wealth the fortified soft cushion of comfort I rested my overly sweet head on, cause I had tons of shoes and wou