For anyone who's interested (which is pretty much anyone with a labia), a Roan King sighting has just been confirmed at the massive house party on Hudson Street. Get your asses over there, people. KingOfCampus.com.Trust me...I should have known better.I mean, of course I should have known better. This day started out as a massive clusterfuck and apparently, it's going to end as one.Right now, I'm squashed in the backseat of Dylan's truck, tucked tightly between Roan and Sam. And they're both big muscly guys. I'd have to guess they each weigh well over two hundred and thirty pounds. Although, oddly enough, I'm barely touching Sam, even though I keep trying to scoot my way toward him on the bench seat.I think I scared him when I came in earlier tonight. He probably thinks I'm a total psycho and is trying to get through this ride without making eye contact. Roan, on the other hand, is all but plastered against my side. Just when I think it can't get worse, he casually s
Read more