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Meet Skyler Jackson. She is the Alpha's 17-year-old nearly 18-year-old daughter, but is also the pack slave and the Alpha's punching bag. She dreamed of a mate when she was younger but doesn't believe, anymore. Meet the Mason brothers: Cole, Elijah, and Nathan. They are the Alphas of the most feared pack in the country. They are said to be ruthless and cruel to whoever crosses them, but they will also protect packs and loved ones with their lives. What will happen when Skyler meets these three brothers? What will happen when one commits the ultimate betrayal? Will she be able to forgive? Will his brothers? What will be in Skyler's future? * Warning: contains some abuse and mature content *

Ang kuwentong ito ay hindi angKop sa mga batang mambabasa.*** Mula pagkabata ay minahal na ni Astin si Laura. Pero one-sided love lang iyon. Laura never had feelings for him. Pero hindi siya sumuko. Binakuran niya ang dalaga hanggang kolehiyo. Dahil sa utang na loob ni Laura sa pamilya niya ay napa-oo ito nang magpropose siya sa mismong harapan ng magulang niya. Alam niyang hindi tatanggi ang dalaga. Akala niya siya na ang pinakamasayang lalaki nang araw na iyon. Hindi pala. Inamin ni Laura na may nobyo na ito. Si Gael. Pero hindi siya pumayag na hindi matuloy ang kasal. Sa nalaman ay minadali niya ang mangyayaring kasalan. Dumating ang araw ng kasal nila, hindi sumipot si Laura and that was his first heartbreak. One-sided love is torture. Ilang buwan siyang nawala sa sirkulasyon. Iniwan niya ang maalwan nilang buhay. Para makalimot pumasok siya sa military. Apat na taon ang ginugol niya sa training. Pagkatapos ay ipinadala ang grupo nila sa ibang bansa para sa unang misyon. Pero tumagal iyon. 8-years is long enough kaya nagbalik siya sa Pilipinas. Muling nagtagpo ang landas nila ni Laura. Pero hindi na siya ang dating Astin na patay na patay sa dalaga. Ilang babae na ba ang iniiwan niya ng luhaan sa tuwing nadedestino sa ibang lugar? Pero paano niya ngayon maiiwasan ang dalagang walang ginawa kung hindi ang humingi ng tawad at suyuin siya araw-araw... At hanggang saan kayang tiisin ng dalaga ang malamig na pakikitungo ng binata? ****** Read niyo rin po ang Story ng parents nila: Title: My Secretary Owns Me ********** May story din po si Thunder Santillan: Title: The Desire of a CEO ******* May Incoming story naman po ako bunsong kapatid ni Astin: Titile: Taming My Husband

Mia's wedding to the big boss, Riley Osborne was cancelled on her wedding day. There was a rumor that she cheated on Riley and ended up getting married to a low life pauper, but no one knew who her husband is and they keep mocking her because of her breakup with the boss. The war between Riley and Drake caused everyone to know that Mia is loved by two billionaire brothers, but her heart belongs to only one person... "I'll marry you Drake, not because I get weak in the knees and cream my panties whenever I see you, but because my family needs your protection and I want Riley to suffer for hurting me." "I don't care what your reasons are, my love. Just say yes to me, and I'll worship your sweet curvy body for the rest of my life, and I'll make you the envy of every woman on earth. Just say yes, Mia,"

The zombies.... Are coming! Sa gitna ng epidemyang kumakalat at pinoproblema ng mundo, Ang mga zombies. Sa gitna ng Apocalypse ay ang dalawang pusoay patuloy pa ring mag-iibigan. Pag-iibigang handang isakripsisyo ang sarili para lamang mailigtas ang taong minamahal.

Stella means, "The star of the whole world." Cassiopeia Stella has everything she wants. Money, beauty, fame, and intelligence. She's the brightest star of her family, she's the lucky charm of her family. Everyone wants her, everyone admired her personality, everyone loves her. Everyone wants to be her. But there's one thing that everyone doesn't know. She's the secret of the billionaire. She's the billionaire's secret.

“Zhia, listen carefully to them...” Ipinakita nila sa akin through presentation ang portfolio ni Sean at halos... Wow. Napanganga ako at yung tipong natulog pa ba ang lalaking to sa loob ng 17 years at 17 years lang! Oh my Ghad! “All of the businesses are legally operated.” Napalingon ako kay Sean... “Sorry.” yun na lang nasambit ko dahil alam ko malulugi siya dahil sa trilliones na nawala. “ I don't accept Sorry Zhia. It's just a playing safe words. I hate that single word. So, since sinabi ko na din yan. Don't ever mention it again. I think pumirma ka na.” Napatingin ako sa papel. Oh my na pinanlakihan ko ng aking mga mata. Sabay yakap sa folder at tingin na nakangiti kay Sean. “Hindi pa. Pakuha ka nang bagong kontrata dali.” Nang bigla niyang hawakan yung folder at tigasan kong niyakap. “Ano ba Sean! Ikaw tong di nakikinig eh! Di pa nga!” Pero mapilit talaga.hangang sa nakuha na niya. Tinignan nga niya...at hinarap ako na nakangiti... “You're already mine Zhia, kahit wala ang kontrata na ito.” sabi niya na di maalis sa labi niya ang ngiti.

Nilisan ni Azalea ang kanilang probinsya dahil gusto niyang lumayo sa kanyang madrasta. Natuto siyang lumaban sa hamon ng buhay sa kanyang murang edad simula noong mamatay ang kanyang ina. Ngunit tila nagbago lahat ng kanyang plano nang biglang dumating sa kanyang buhay ang lalaking nagngangalang Izon. Izon Bricks Villamor, a twenty four year stunner and sole heir of Villamor Enterprise. He's good at everything and that includes flirting with some other random women. Paano kung isang araw bigla na lamang mabihag ni Azalea ang kanyang pusong uhaw sa atensyon? Kakayanin niya bang itaya ang lahat ng meron siya para lamang manatili sa tabi ng babaeng nakapagpa-ibig sa kanya?

Mapupuno ng nakakatawa, nakakaiyak, at pagtitiis ang pagtatagpo ni Byeongyun at Deborah. Dito rin unti-unting mahalungkat muli ang nakaraan ni Byeongyun—nakaraang pilit niyang kinakalimutan kasama si Kang Dami, ang dating nobya niyang misteryosong inilayo sa kanya.

Jane is a teenager in high school who had always been insecure about her looks thanks to her older sister who was always deemed more beautiful. She thought living under her sister's shadow was the worst thing that could happen to her.Until one day, her luck turned for the worst when the school's biggest jerk and the bad boy Jake decided to force her to become his wing-woman to win Liliana's heart! Not only that, she accidentally bumped into an even bigger jerk, Jake's older brother Aaron who couldn't seem to keep his hands off of her. How will she ever escape these ruthless bad boys?*Cover designed by Modern_Diary

Cedrick Marlan Wu, a physician also known as Doctor Alucard. He is also behind the multi-billionaire Wu Pharmaceutical Company & Wu Medical institution (WMI). During his wedding day, it turns the time as a nightmare to him. His bride showered to her own blood. It was known Wu Wedding Massacre. Where hundreds of people died on that tragic accident. After the accident, he obtains the phobia so called Philophobia. (Fear to love) He perform surgery during only full moon, reason why they called him Doctor Alucard.