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"Stop the car!" Shouted Albert "Boss!" "I said stop the car or you are fired!" Albert said coldly. 'Screeeeeeech' the driver stepped on the emergency break. Before he could react, his boss had already flung the door and was running towards a certain direction... .... "Let's go home." Hearing the word home, Velma looked at the man before her dumbly. "Let's go home..." Albert repeated himself. Before waiting for Velma to reply, he took her hand and led her to the car.

Malayo naman ang Cebu sa Manila—dahilan kung bakit pumayag si Anastasia Ocampo sa proyekto na kaniyang dinaluhan sa Pilipinas, ngunit pagkarating niya sa meeting place ay nandoon ang lalaking pinakang iniiwasan—Mr.Tanner Grimes—pinakabatang multibilionare; ama ng kaniyang kambal na anak. Dalawang paraan lang ang alam niya; una 'wag na wag pagkitain ang mag-aama. Pangalawa, ay tapusin agad ang proyekto.

Isang linggo bago ang kasal ni Sandra, nagdesisyon siyang sulitin ang pagiging dalaga kaya uminom siya sa isang bar. Sinabi niya sa fiancé na sunduin siya sa isang hotel room dahil sa epekto ng alak sa katawan niya. Ngunit dahil sa kalasingan, maling silid ang napasok ni Sandra. Isang lalaki ang nandoon sa kwarto at inakala niyang ito ang kanyang fiancé, dahilan upang ibigay niya ang katawan sa lalaki. Kinaumagahan, nagising si Sandra, gulat na gulat ito nang makitang hindi ang fiancé ang kanyang katabi. Mas lalo siyang nagulantang nang maaktohan siya ng fiancé sa loob ng silid na iyon, kasama ang ibang lalaki na tanging kumot lang ang nakatakip sa kapwa hubad na katawan.

"Sophie Patterson. Don't you dare walk away from me." Logan's menacing stare bore at me. I suddenly didn't feel drunk anymore. I sobered up quickly. "What, Logan? You're gonna tell me that you suddenly love me again? That you're here to sweep me off my feet? Please! I didn't need you all this time, and I don't need you now." He clenched his jaw, fisting his hands. "Enough. Stop being so damn stubborn. You know I do. I love you. I never stopped loving you, Sophie. It was always you." I left my hometown hoping to never see him again. I left with his baby still inside of me. Seven years after, and here I am again. Standing before him and a six-year-old wanting to know who his dad is, and asking me to marry him because everyone in his class but him and his best friend don't have a daddy.What am I supposed to do with all these feelings that are resurfacing? I'm realizing every day that I never got over him. I merely suppressed my feelings, and him telling me this now- in my face, just made things more complicated.

Loud music, smoke scattered everywhere, and lots of crazy people dancing their asses out. She was sitting on the corner, still thinking about how her beautiful morning, turned into a disaster. How is her so-called silent life ruined because of one asshole who-she-called Boss? She was fired because of an unreasonable reason. And now, here she is, drinking her ass out because tomorrow will be another day. She drinks and drinks then starts dancing to the tune of electro music. She slowly opened her eyes as she felt something was moving beside her. And suddenly, reality strikes her. Who the fuck this guy beside her? At bakit wala siyang saplot?

Elena tak menyangka jika hubungan satu malamnya dengan Yogie Prataman akan berlanjut menjadi hubungan timbal balik, saling memanfaatkan keadaan hingga keduanya merasa candu satu dengan yang lainnya. Elena yang memanfaatkan kehadiran Yogie untuk menghapus bayang suram masalalunya, sedangkan Yogie yang memanfaatkan kehadiran Elena untuk melupakan wanita yang dicintainya. Hingga kemudian, semua berubah saat Cinta ikut campur tangan diantara keduanya. Dapatkah keduanya jujur satu sama lain, jika yang terjadi diantara mereka bukan hanya sebuah gairah semata? (Warning 18+++)

A seductive boss and his maid…… Note: This book contains a lot of steamy scenes….. "What can I help you with, sir?" Quinn asked, trying very hard to make her voice sound steady. "Your sexy body," he replied. She couldn't believe that he had just said such a thing. "Sir Henry, how could you say such a thing to me?" She asked, with innocence. "You act too innocent Quinn. I'm glad I wasn't deceived by your innocent face, if not I wouldn't have gotten to feel how good you are in bed." (Indeed he was a shameless Boss) When a billionaire falls for his maid, what lengths must he go through, in order to make her his??? Using dubious means to get into her panties, does that make him the antagonist or the protagonist???? Read this interesting boss/maid affair story to find out more …..

"I'm glad you're not my past, but I want you to be my present. And only you in the future until it last Zafy." Zafira Mejia is a run away seniorita of Rancho Mejia at ang nag-iisang anak nina Don at Donya Mejia. She was born with a golden spoon, at ultimo pagsalin ng tubig ay may gumagawa para sa kaniya. Nagbago ang lahat ng lumayas siya upang takasan ang sinasabi niyang "matandang hukluban na amoy lupa." Na dapat sana'y ipakakasal sa kaniya, na kahit sa panaginip ay hindi niya man lang kayang ilarawan ang mukha. Hanggang sa natagpuan niya na lang ang siriling nag aapply bilang isang kasambahay sa mansion ng napakagwapo ngunit ubod ng sungit na si Justine Cortes. Ang lalaking ni pagngiti ay hindi magawa. At halos isumpa ang lahat ng kaniyang ginagawa. Kaya kayang tumagal ng isang hacienderang seniorita ang maging yaya ng amoy baby at gwapo pero nuknukan ng sungit niyang alaga?

WARNING: MATURED CONTENT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (Alaric Martin's Story) Mala-fairytale ang kwento ng pag-ibig nina Pamela at Alden, galing siya sa hirap, samantalang ito ay galing sa kilalang angkan. Nang niyaya siya nitong magpakasal ay pumayag siya, bukod sa nasa tamang edad na sila ay hindi naman tutol ang pamilya nito sa kanya. Ngunit tila isang bangungot nang magising siya sa araw ng engagement party nila na may ibang lalaki na katabi sa kama. Dahil sa nangyari ay nabaliktad na ang sitwasyon, dahil ang kailangan na niyang pakasalan ay walang iba kundi ang bilyonaryong si Alaric Martin! Ang kuya ng fiancé niya! Paano niya makukumbinse ang mga ito na isang pagkakamali lang ang lahat kung si Alaric mismo ay pumayag agad na pakasalan siya! TRAPPED SERIES#1. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT. THIS STORY CONTAINS VIOLENCE/KIDNAPPING/FORCED/RAPED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Emily had plans, plans that didn't involve moving in with her elder brother and having to share an entwined room with his best friend. Being born into a rich family,her only intentions were to attend college and fulfill her dreams of becoming an artist but her world turns upside down when trouble comes knocking in the form of Tyler,her brother's undeniably gorgeous and irresistible best friend. However,Emily and Tyler's relationship kicks off to a rocky start and her guarded world opens up as she is between her feelings for Tyler and his unyielding demeanor towards her, constantly reminding her that he has no interest in her and only sees her as his best friend's obnoxious little sister. Will a sheltered naive girl like Emily be able to break through Tyler's caged heart or will his cold and unyielding demeanor be too strong for her to handle?