Current Location: Phone store
"I told you five times already I just want all of my information from my old phone transferred to the new phone! I do not want a new number, and I do not want to start new service. I am just replacing my old phone because it got damaged. Why is that so hard to get through your thick skull." I glared at the phone store associate and wondered how many times he got dropped on his head as a child. On second thought he has that look of a person who is an all day and night toker. Why do I always get all the idiots? "Right away Ma'am I apologize for my previous confusion."After another fifteen minutes I finally had my new activated phone in hand and was heading back to the car when my phone started ringing. I looked down and saw that Shane was calling me. And as annoyed as I was with him, I could not stop myself from answering his call."In what way are you planning to break my heart today, Shane Donaldson." I scolded him coldly."Babe, do not be like that I explained to you last night why I had to do it. You and I are going to be okay I promise." He pleaded with me. I smiled and then informed him "Yes we will be perfectly alright, but I am not so sure about your soon to be wife. Did you know she had the audacity to ask me to be her maid of honor?"He sighed and said" Yes, her mother’s splendidly stupid idea. You told her no, right?" Rolling my eyes, I thought if only it was that easy my love. "Unfortunately, no, my darling Mother is demanding me to go to the wedding so if I have to be there anyway might as well. Plus, that gives me a chance to ruin her wedding and being her maid of honor is going to make it so much easier!""BABE be serious! Ruby cannot know about us it will ruin everything. Especially my children’s world.""I never said I was going to tell her about us, just that I plan on sabotaging her night. Do not worry it will not interfere with her saying I do. Okay enough talk for now I love you bye!" As I was hitting the end call button, I heard him saying "Fuck what ar..."I chuckled to myself as I got in the car behind Lucas. “Is something funny Ma'am?" Lucas asked curiously. I just shook my head with a smile on my face. Lucas would not understand it, he never gets anything i find amusing."Where to now Ma'am?" "I guess I better go inform My cousin Ruby that I will be her very unhappy maid of honor." I said with frustration.twenty minutes later we pulled up to Ruby’s office. As I entered Ruby looked up from her desk and smiled like I was her favorite person in the whole world. Though I returned the smile, inside all I wanted to do was punch her in her smug mouth and break her jaw."Emma why did you not tell me you were coming by, I would have had someone to go out and deliver lunch to us." with the fakest smile I could muster I said" Thanks Ruby but I cannot stay. Apparently, I have maid of honor duties to attend to!""Seriously Em! You mean it? Oh my Goodness I am so excited. Well all I really need from you is for you pick up my dress and all the bridesmaids dresses, and of course plan the Bachelorette party for Thursday night!" Ruby beamed at me with a sparkle in her eye. disgusting. I took a deep breath than said " No problem just send me the details and I will handle it. I am on vacation for the next two weeks so anything you need just ask."After saying our goodbyes I headed back to the car and instructed Lucas to drive me home. It was time for me to lay out the beginning of my plan and cause some mischief.The next morningLast night after opening a bottle of wine and planning out the ways I'm going to ruin Ruby’s wedding night, I took a long hot shower before crawling in to bed for a well-deserved rest. After falling fast asleep before I knew it, I was being woken up by my phones annoying alarm going off.Feeling groggy I stretched got out of bed threw on my bath robe and went to the kitchen to brew myself a pot of coffee. As I waited for the coffee to brew, I checked my phone for any emails or messages I may have missed while I was asleep.Ruby sent me the information of where to pick up all the gowns for her, myself, and her two best friends Dede and Shelly. It is a small boutique called Simple Etiquette. And the type of Bachelorette party she wants, she insisted I get ideas from Dede and Shelly since they know her better.I sneered and thought to myself " You delusional piece of trash what makes you think I will give you anything you want. Just you wait by the end of your Bachelorette party you will not know who to trust, Let alone want either Dede or Shelly at your wedding!As for her gown and the bridesmaid dresses my plan will make her crack at the seams, and she is going to wind up turning into a bridezilla. I decided that I better call Simple Etiquette and get the first part of my plan started."Simple Etiquette, Marcus speaking how may I assist you today?" I smiled and answered, "Oh my goodness hi there this is Dede calling on behalf of Miss Ruby Saxton, and she wanted me to call and make sure her order will be ready today for her maid of honor Emma to pick up."Respectfully Marcus said" Of course Let me read her order back to you so I can make sure you are satisfied, one moment. Ah ok here it is miss Saxtons gown a floor length beige dress with a v neck cut size three. And three silver bridesmaid dresses sizes two four and five. All four dresses will be ready for pickup by noon today does that work for miss Emma?"I pretended to be shocked and replied," Oh no no no this will not do." "Miss Dede is something wrong?" Marcus asked with a slight shake in his voice. "Well, no unless you think the dresses being the wrong sizes and colors as something wrong! “I have to admit this was more fun than I thought it would be."What?" he shouted nervously from the other end of the line." I swear on my business we will fix it and have the order ready by three p.m. today please send me the sizes and colors so I can make this horrible mistake fixed. I promise miss Dede everything will be to your specifications." A wicked smile spread across my face.Current Location: Cheap Thrills party inc." Hello I am Emma I spoke with you earlier on the phone about the Saxton booking." I smiled brightly at the owner Mrs. Spooner. "Oh yes I have been expecting you. I wanted to go over the list you emailed me to make sure this was not a mistake, and this is actually the type of party you want. I must say that it is very strange and unusual for this request as it is a Bachelorette party." Mrs. Spooner said with a doubtful look."Actually Mrs. Spooner I thought the same thing, but Miss Saxton is just my cousin, and we are not very close. So, I called her best friend Shelly, and she said herself along with my cousin’s other best friend, Dede, they have been planning for her Bachelorette party ever since they learned she was engaged. They wrote up this list and sent it to me last night before I forwarded it you. Shelly also wanted to make sure she got all the credit for the planning." I smiled and let out a playful giggle.What I said to Mrs. Spoone
Current location: My kitchenI could tell by the look on Shane’s face that he was stunned and could not speak. After a minute went by without anyone saying anything Ruby screamed at Shane and I "One of you better start explaining what the hell this situation I just walked in to is! Tell me right now or so help me things are going to get ugly real fast. And neither of you are going to like what happens next!"I was thinking, sure Ruby play big and bad with your small ass rat looking face. Honestly if it was up to me, I would tell Ruby right here and now why Shane was really here. "Oh yes Ruby we have been in a secret relationship since before you gave birth to your first child. And yes, I have known about you and Shane long before you even got pregnant skank! And he is here for our weekly date night in which we will eat, talk, and then screw each other’s brains out with the most amazing sex in the universe, since he cannot get it from you since you are so vanilla and such a prude."But
Current Location: My bedroomI raised my lashes and stared intently at Shane’s pondering eyes. I wondered what was going on in his beautiful mind "Baby what are you contemplating about? I can see the gears behind your eyes grinding against each other!" Shane chuckled and said "I was just thinking about how you used my wedding vows as an excuse, but I realized I really do not know what to say to Ruby. What do you say to a woman you are only marrying because of the kids you share? This is so frustrating, maybe babe you really could help me write them."In an instant I was out of bed chucking his clothes and shoes at him. One of his shoes hit and bounced off the top of his head. " What the fuck babe? It was just a question, not even that just an idea! If you do not want to help me with writing my vows than just say so! You do not have to toss my shit at me!""Shane Donaldson, you are a completely unbelievable asshole! It is hard enough that I have to stand by her side and watch the two of
Current Location: In Kyles car"Emma I am so glad to be working with you again, and by what Lucas said it is going to be so much more fun this time!" Kyle said with a toothy grin. I returned the smile" That is correct. Your job this time around will be following my cousin Ruby, sabotaging her and planting evidence against her. But the first thing you are going to do is follow me to the party venue tonight you will be taking some pretty incriminating photos of both Ruby and her brother Derek!""Lucas was right this is going to be so freaking fun!" I nodded opened the car door and stepped out. Before walking away, I turned and said, "Just remember you are not to be seen!" Kyle smiled and nodded. "Oh, wait Kyle one other thing I need you to figure out a way to prevent Shelly from coming to the Bachelorette party tonight by any means necessary. But she needs to show up for the wedding tomorrow understood?" Kyle responded with" darn so no messing her up. Of course, consider it done!"A few
Current Location: Cheap thrills Party inc.I was standing outside the building waiting for Mrs. Spooner to bring around the party bus when a text came through from Kyle. "Hey boss lady I am across the parking lot, and I have eyes on you. Do not worry I will stay in the shadows. Also, I took care of Shelly. I sent her dad an anonymous text from a burner phone saying I had his teenage daughter and will only give her back if Shelly was there. Then as soon as Shelly got word and left her house to go to her dads, she stopped at a gas station and went inside. I than took her phone from the car so her dad cannot warn her when Shelly’s sister comes back and finds out she is completely fine, and the text was only a prank."Brilliant job Kyle! Just remember when I give you the signal it is time for your photography skills." I sent the message and I heard three short car honks in concession. Conformation from Kyle that he understands.At that moment Ruby and Dede both pulled into the parking lot
Current Location: Cheap Thrills Party Bus"So Emma since you saw the list do you know where we are heading now?" Dede asked me curiously. "Wait you do not know? Shelly said you worked with her to make the list. I did see the list, but I only glanced it. I believe we are going for dinner before going to a club to finish off the night. I am just not sure which restaurant or which club." I said knowing Shelly said no such thing.Dede was speechless at first than said to Ruby" what the hell is going on with Shelly, Ruby? First all these crazy arrangements for your Bachelorette party. Then she lies to Emma and says I helped her come up with the festivities for tonight! Which for the record I had nothing to do with." "I know you did not. I saw the shock on both of your faces. Shelly has a lot of explaining to do." Ruby said confidentiality."Maybe Shelly is interested in Shane and she is trying to ruin your happiness." Derek suggested. Well, he is not far off except he is wrong about the gir
Current Location: The Whip and Chain.Leaving the driver and Mrs. Spooner on the bus, we walked into the Whip and Chain. I could see the chagrin on Ruby’s face. Ruby was utterly disgusted by this choice of venue. It made me extremely happy deep inside!Why would Shelly do this? Is she trying to get back at me for something I did? I cannot imagine what though." Ruby mumbled to herself. "Look, it may not be what you imagined for your Bachelorette party, but we are here so let us make the best of things." Derek smiled gently at Ruby.I turned to Ruby." How about we do this. I will go grab everyone’s drinks. And before you go and try making requests, I am choosing the drinks for everyone tonight. Ruby it is your party, and you can cry if you want to. But you are going to have fun even if it kills you." Derek screamed " Hell yeah cousin! That is what I am talking about. Someone making my dear sister climb out of her shell."I smiled than turned around and headed for the bar. After ordering
Current Location: My bed around four o'clock in the morningI was jolted out of a deep sleep by the constant ringing of my cell phone. I rubbed my eyes trying to get my bearings. My phone stopped ringing, so I was planning on going back to sleep. But withing about five seconds it was jingling again. I reach for my phone and unsurprisingly I see that it was Ruby calling. I expected this now that the drugs have worn off, I knew she would be panicking.I answered the phone with a huge yawn " Ruby do you have any idea what time it is? First you ditch me last night now you are calling me so damn early in the morning!" Ruby broke out in hysterics." I ditched you. Did I ditch Dede as well? She has not been answering my calls either. I have been trying to get through to you and Dede for the last thirty minutes. I was about to give up. Anyway, none of that is important you can catch me up on all of that later. I have a favor to ask can you please come back to this nightmarish club and pick me u