Theo

“Hey son, you alright?” I ask as I watch his best friend’s naked ass walk

into the living room. God, I’m going to hell.

“Daaaaaaaaad,” he slurs. “Where the hell are youuuu? I’ve called you

like four times. I even called Raegan, who also did not answer! What is wrong with this family? I’m drunk and I’m the one worried about you all. Where are you?”

“I’m out, Son. What’s up?”

“Out!? At three in the morning? Oh...ohhhhhh. Dad! You got a girlfriend? Shit, am I cramping your style by being here so you felt you couldn’t have a sleepover? My bad. I can go stay with one of my buddies. But Dad, I’m twenty-one, I don’t care if you want to have your girlfriend over.” He laughs.

“No, Lucas, of course not.”

“Of course not, to which? Do you have a girlfriend? You should have a girlfriend, Dad. I don’t want you to be lonely, especially with me being in New York and Raegan moving in with her old ass boyfriend.”

“He’s my age, Lucas,” I snap.

I’m not thrilled about how much older he is than Raegan but