XI-A DOG'S LIFE

                                                                         XI

I had breakfast in the bar with Bill, and everyone was looking at us out of the corner of their eyes. I asked the waiter for a cell phone charger, even though I didn't think anyone would call me. I couldn't have been more wrong. Surprisingly, Redman made me an offer I couldn't refuse, as they say.

'A speech? And where am I going to go looking like a slob?'

'Don't worry about the clothes. I'll provide you with some.'

'You say it won't be at the university. What if someone recognizes me?'

'You don't have to worry. People pay for these get-togethers. It's a unique opportunity.

I had to talk about Romantic poetry, a period that fascinated me. And on a paid basis! I t